Fat Fun Adam and the Ants

Ow! baby, you're so overweight
Baby, you're no-one
Baby, you're an obese date
Looking for someone

Cream bun, fat fun, yeah!
Fat fun!

Well, you look like a punky walrus*
Laying on the beach
Now you're too fat to clean yourself
You're just my porky peach!

Cream bun, fat fun yeah!
Fat fun!

Well one day girl I'm gonna straighten you out
I'm gonna stop your meals
Maybe I'll sew up your mouth
Until your stomach squeals

Cream bun fat fun, yeah!
Fat fun!

(That was good!)