Lyrxo/10k cash Cal Scruby

[Intro]
I'm so fuckin'
I'm only gunna do this one time
I might pass out
Yeah

[Verse 1]
I bet the story you imagined has a better endin'
I tell them what actually happens and they get offended
I just submitted the paper work, it could take a minute
'Cause Sony owe me some money, I'm mister independent
I've never been on a label roster
There's a price you gotta pay, what you say it'll cost ya
Ironic how they sleepin' on me, it's wakin' the monster
I didn't come to seat, I came to conquer, like it's a game of Contra
It's me and Tron in the studio off the edibles
Watchin' number two of Incredibles, eatin' day old pasta
That red berry Ciroc is my only choice of vodka
Even before the sponsor
And you can check the rider if you think I'm a liar
But this is all facts, Tylenol
I trust I'm accustomed to never fall back
Tell promoters I want the orange soda in all caps
Keep it real, Kenan & Kel like bitch I'm all that
I promise they the worse, it's karma they deserve
I knew that shit would flop, another table turned
The bridge is in the river, I saw the way it burned
I tried to make it work, but that's not the way it work
So what they makin' now, is what I almost make in merch
Who they hatin' now, least they gotta wave to surf
Yeah I got the hitters like I'm out here playin' first
And never mind, you don't get it
I'm a motherfuckin' genius