(We Wish You) A Protein Christmas ​The Fall

Christmas time
No bells around
Christmas time
Muffled and knocked down

C-C-C-Christmas time

All the family is in the house today
How I wish I had never gone away
I see Christ's blood on the street
Something here is the wrong way round

The feast of man in October
Menus for hampers
Why did I come back?
I came back to Earth
The only thing good to say
Is all the politicians are on holiday

Let's hope for a Protein Protection Christmas
Through all the land

To all our Euro and friends in Jerusalem
And Damascus
And Pra-ha-hahaha-ha-gue
Haha hahahaha ha
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho