Problems Of The World (Today) The Fearless Four

[Intro]
Problems of the world today!
Oh gee there's problems again!
I've got a headache!!

[Verse 1: DLB]
I'm living just to die without any feelings
So I wait here for my maker 'til it's time to go
Ask someone about the time and slip in "Can you spare a dime"?
For asking where I heard it, I just don't know
I need someone to talk to to try to ease some pressure
Off my mind because times are rough nowadays
I got a high school diploma and I'm very ambitious
So why oh why do I live this way?
These things called computers does the thinking for a man
Leaving one man all the buttons while unemployed again
Should have trained with computers in some college course
So when I play the game of life just maybe I'd win
With the...
(Problem!) Education!
(Problem!) Unemployment!
(Problem!) We got too many!
(Problems of the world today!)

[Verse 2: Tito]
Daddy we had fun the weekend that just passed
Mommy's brother came to visit while you were away
I know why you look puzzled, I was shocked myself
I didn't know I had an uncle until Friday
I was really glad I met him, but places Mommy pet him
Brought them both the ugly faces so they went in the back
Thought it was kinda crazy but I know as a fact
That there's no way in the world I'd kiss my sister like that
What do you mean she has no brother?
I saw himself, and we can go check with mother just to see what she'll say
Thought you would be glad to know I had an uncle
Didn't know you'll come home and beat my mommy that way
(Problem!) Adultery!
(Problem!) Jealous even!
(Problem!) We got too many!
(Problems of the world today!)