For a Song The Tubes

What good is money
Unless it brings
That certain something
For the girl who's got everything
Here is an item
You can't pass by
Won't even cost you
One thin dime
I won't give up
Until you own me
Lock me up and throw away the key
Precious possession
Your private property
The price is right

So won't you buy me
For a song
You can have me
For a song

Just for a minute
Stand in my place
You'll understand
What I want you to say
Give me a whisper
Or give a shout
Tune me in, I'll work it out
I'll never break down
I'm maintenance free
And I come with a
Lifetime guarantee
You just can't pass up
This opportunity
Don't hesitate