Advance Romance [FZ: OZ] Frank Zappa

No more credit
From the liquor store
Suit is all dirty, my
Shoes is all wore
Tired and lonely, my
Heart is all sore
Advance romance
I can't stand it no more

She told me she loved me
I believed what she said
Took me for a sucker, boy
All corn-fed
Next thing I knew
She had a bolt on the door
Advance romance
I can't use it no more

Napoleon: She took André's watch
Like they always do
(André: It was a Timex, too!)
(FZ: WAH-HOO-HOO
WAH-HAH-HOO-HOO)
Napoleon: (And-a shame on you)
No more money, boy
André: I shoulda knew
(Napoleon: I tried to tell you)
(André: Well, I didn't listen)
(Napoleon: He wouldn't listen to me)
(André: I couldn't listen to ya . . . )
(Napoleon: I said look it here, when you go to Australia, don't be messin' around with no kangaroos, and the sheep and lamb)
Napoleon & André: The way she do me, boy
She might do you, too
The way she do me, boy
She might do you, too
The way she do me, boy
She might do you, too
(FZ: Now, look what she did to André tonight, with that wig and everything)