Valerie (2014) Richard Thompson

[Verse 1]
Oh, Valerie—you give me heart attack
Oh, Valerie—you put me on the rack
You say that I'm history, you say I'm no good
Then you wanna be two babes in the wood
That's what I call playing to the gallery
Well, I'm a-wait, wait, waiting for Valerie

[Verse 2]
Oh, Valerie—she got a scar down here
Valerie—she got gold in her ear
A figure like this, lips like that
Red fingernails, teeth like a cat
She never gets home till five or four or three
Well, I'm a-wait, wait, waiting for Valeriе

[Bridge]
Well, I'm soft in the head, I givе her hard cash
She spends all my money on junk and trash
Nylon fur, plastic shoes
Fifty-seven things she's never gonna use
Never, never, never gonna use
Oh, Valerie
Oh, Valerie
Oh, Valerie