[Verse 1]
Last night I was cool at the pool hall
Held the table for eleven games
Nothing was easier than the first seven
I beat a woman with varicose veins
[Chorus]
She stopped to see herself in the mirror
Fix her hair and hide her veins
And she lost the game
[Verse 2]
Next day I went to the dentist
He pulled some teeth and I lost some blood
We'd like to thank you for the cards you sent us
My wives and I were all choked up
[Guitar Solo]
[Verse 3]
I recall how Caesar and Cleo
Made love in the Milky Way
They needed boats and armies to get there
I know there's a better way
[Chorus]
I saw the movie and I read the book
But when it happened to me
I sure was glad I had what it took
To get away
Last night I was cool at the pool hall
Held the table for eleven games
Nothing was easier than the first seven
I beat a woman with varicose veins
[Chorus]
She stopped to see herself in the mirror
Fix her hair and hide her veins
And she lost the game
[Verse 2]
Next day I went to the dentist
He pulled some teeth and I lost some blood
We'd like to thank you for the cards you sent us
My wives and I were all choked up
[Guitar Solo]
[Verse 3]
I recall how Caesar and Cleo
Made love in the Milky Way
They needed boats and armies to get there
I know there's a better way
[Chorus]
I saw the movie and I read the book
But when it happened to me
I sure was glad I had what it took
To get away
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