Christmas Tips (Documentary Now Version) John Mulaney (Ft. Richard Kind)

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[Intro]
[Couple] Hello, Robbie!
[Robbie] Hello!
[Verse 1]
Welcome home, Mr. and Mrs
What is this? I'll tell you, this is
Just a package I’ve been holding
It's addressed to Mrs. Goldstein
What a co-op, what a lobby
Every slob is acting snobby
But you take a tip from Robbie
You should tip your doorman
The holidays are merry
All the secrets that I carry
One slip of the lip is scary
'Cause tomorrow you’re not married
[Chorus 1]
I open the door, give kids high fives
One, two, three
I open the door and I watch your lives
And the things you do
So you better tip me
'Cause I watch your lives