Been Caught Wankin’ TISM

[Verse 1]
Your mother gives the bathroom door
A final and desperate yankin'
(I been caught wankin')
"What's taking so long?!" She'd implore
'Cept here's something she's not seen before
Oh man, you been caught wankin'
(I been caught wankin', I been caught wankin')
It's probably pretty Freudian
But it's happened to every man
(I been caught wankin')
Someone walks too suddenly in
And you're left standin' with a silly grin
And your dodger's still in your hand

[Verse 2]
I just been reading NME
About what lately has got cred
(They been caught wankin')
Look, it's true that it might just be me
But, I tell you what, as far as I can see
They're massaging Kojak's head
(They been caught wankin', they been caught wankin')
He's a bloke you could meet any day
Last name? Hey, just drop it
(He been caught wankin')
"Tom and Nicole", he'll often say
In his own familiar, nice-bloke way
Hey, Ray, get your hand off it