The Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything VeggieTales

[Intro: Narrator]
And now it's time for silly songs with Larry
The part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song
Joining Larry are Pa Grape and Mister Lunt, who together, make up the infamous gang of scallywags, the pirates who don't do anything

[Chorus: Pirates]
We are the pirates who don't do anything
We just stay at home and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything
We'll just tell you we don't do anything

[Verse 1: Pa Grape]
Well, I've never been to Greenland and I've never been to Denver
And I've never buried treasure in St. Louie or St. Paul
And I've never been to Moscow and I've never been to Tampa
And I've never been to Boston in the fall

[Chorus: Pirates]
Cause we're the pirates who don't do anything
We just stay at home and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything
We'll just tell you we don't do anything

[Verse 2: Mr. Lunt]
And I never hoist the mainstay and I never swab the poop deck
And I never veer to starboard 'cause I never sail at all
And I've never walked the gangplank and I've never owned a parrot
And I've never been to Boston in the fall