[Intro]
Gridline Rap Battles
Saitama
Vs
Captain Falcooooon
Begin!
[Verse 1 - Captain Falcon (Mr. Tibbs)]
Come on!
This track's not for civilians, so step off my street (yes!)
Take a seat, and watch me Falcon Kick the beat (yes!)
You're underpar, trying to fuck with the birdie (yeah!)
You look like Mr. Clean, so I'm gonna fight dirty
Can't leave this G X'd out. I'm decked out, you'll get mauled
I'm not winning by being lucky, I'm winning cause you're bald
You put the sigh in Saitama, your rhymes are too shitty
Better shut your ass up if you step into Mute City (whoo!)
I'm just a guy who's crushing rookie chumps for fun
But I'm busy, I'll end it quickly with a Falcon Punch!
[Verse 2 - Saitama (LittleFlecks)]
Damn, dude. That didn't move me an inch
Honestly, you should rename that to the Falcon Pinch
You're a Falcon Bitch, dude, you weeb NASCAR weirdo
I bet this wack zero if an F Class Hero (yeah!)
Your Mighty Morphing helmet's probably pouring with sweat (gross)
Genos never told me there was a pigeon level threat
And, with all due respect, I'm not trying to sound condescending
I will never fear a man named, heh heh, Bart Lemming
You failed mascot with an ascot, it must be a bummer
That you got knocked off course by an Italian plumber
Damn, that sounded cool; he won't know what to do next
And I made it up quicker than his Smash Bros. moveset
Gridline Rap Battles
Saitama
Vs
Captain Falcooooon
Begin!
[Verse 1 - Captain Falcon (Mr. Tibbs)]
Come on!
This track's not for civilians, so step off my street (yes!)
Take a seat, and watch me Falcon Kick the beat (yes!)
You're underpar, trying to fuck with the birdie (yeah!)
You look like Mr. Clean, so I'm gonna fight dirty
Can't leave this G X'd out. I'm decked out, you'll get mauled
I'm not winning by being lucky, I'm winning cause you're bald
You put the sigh in Saitama, your rhymes are too shitty
Better shut your ass up if you step into Mute City (whoo!)
I'm just a guy who's crushing rookie chumps for fun
But I'm busy, I'll end it quickly with a Falcon Punch!
[Verse 2 - Saitama (LittleFlecks)]
Damn, dude. That didn't move me an inch
Honestly, you should rename that to the Falcon Pinch
You're a Falcon Bitch, dude, you weeb NASCAR weirdo
I bet this wack zero if an F Class Hero (yeah!)
Your Mighty Morphing helmet's probably pouring with sweat (gross)
Genos never told me there was a pigeon level threat
And, with all due respect, I'm not trying to sound condescending
I will never fear a man named, heh heh, Bart Lemming
You failed mascot with an ascot, it must be a bummer
That you got knocked off course by an Italian plumber
Damn, that sounded cool; he won't know what to do next
And I made it up quicker than his Smash Bros. moveset
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