So Long Andrew Lloyd Webber

[PRINCE SEBASTIAN, spoken]
Oh dear
Oh dear, oh dear
I thought I might find you here
Tied to a tree, again

[CINDERELLA, spoken]
Sebastian, if you don't untie me right now
I will murder you

[PRINCE SEBASTIAN, spoken]
If you're trying to get me to help you
You're doing a terrible job

[PRINCE SEBASTIAN]
So long, my freaky friend
Bad Cinderella
Who everyone avoids
Like Salmonella

You're a hellion
By the way, your hairdo is alarming

[CINDERELLA]
You're a ferret
No one would mistake you for Prince Charming