ACT ONE
The episode starts in a large mansion. Senator Mendoza taps his glass to call attention to his dinner guests.
MENDOZA
My friends, tonight we unveil my most diabolical creation: Swank. Ten times more addictive than marijuana.
GUESTS
Ooh!
MENDOZA
To human misery!
Suddenly, the ice sculpture bursts and TV action hero McBain bursts out.
MCBAIN
Ice to see you!
MENDOZA
McBain!
He starts firing round after round from his machine gun, killing practically everyone in the room. Everyone except Mendoza, that is.
MENDOZA
Ah, McBain, so glad you could make it. (hands him a plate with food on) Have a salmon puff.
MCBAIN
Alright.
The episode starts in a large mansion. Senator Mendoza taps his glass to call attention to his dinner guests.
MENDOZA
My friends, tonight we unveil my most diabolical creation: Swank. Ten times more addictive than marijuana.
GUESTS
Ooh!
MENDOZA
To human misery!
Suddenly, the ice sculpture bursts and TV action hero McBain bursts out.
MCBAIN
Ice to see you!
MENDOZA
McBain!
He starts firing round after round from his machine gun, killing practically everyone in the room. Everyone except Mendoza, that is.
MENDOZA
Ah, McBain, so glad you could make it. (hands him a plate with food on) Have a salmon puff.
MCBAIN
Alright.
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