California Gurls The Key of Awesome

[Intro: Mark Douglas as Snoop Dogg]
Greetings, beotches
Take off ya pants

[Verse 1: Sarah Gregory as Katy Perry]
I know a place
Where the girls are always meaner
If you ain't rich
They're goin' nowhere near your wiener
Sippin' Starbucks
A venti skinny mocha chai tea (With foam)
Drivin' Escalades
While they're texting and re-tweeting
On iPhones

[Pre-Chorus: Katy Perry]
You can try to approach us
But we're all the same, we don't care what your name is
We'll look at you for a second
But that's just to make sure that you're not famous

[Chorus: Katy Perry]
California girls, we're unreliable
Never worked a day in our lives
Hybrid dogs in bags, we leave 'em in the car
(Barking, autotuned barking)
California girls, we're so predictable
Hottest bodies money can buy
Spray-tanned silicone boobs are indestructible
Boing-boing, boing, boing-boing