It’s Not Me, It’s You PattyCake Productions (Ft. Brianna Fogden, Elizabeth Garozzo, E. Michael Evans, Hannah Juliano Vance, Helaina Wize, Layne Stein, Russell Warner, Steven Moeslein & Tony Wakim)

[Prince Hans]
Across the sea in the Southern Isles
The Westergaurds lived in exile
Our fall from grace was a long way down
So to make my mark, I would need a crown

I was thirteenth in line, so I had no shot
But a princess bride? Now there's a thought
I had one chance, I knew I couldn't fail
So I set my sights on Arendelle

Their queen-to-be was meh and cold
But her younger sister was cute, sold!
We met, we clicked, we sang and danced
Then I thought, "Hey Hans, now here's your chancе."

I popped the question, and shе said yes!
But now here's the part where it becomes a mess:
Our wedding date was set, but then my bride takes off
When she comes back, she says "Meet Kristoff"

She changed her mind, although God knows why
And I thought, "There goes my alibi!"
Who dumps a prince? Sure, I'm insincere
But for some random guy who talks to reindeer?