Miracle, Pt. 3 Tim Minchin (Ft. Bailey Ryon, John Arthur Greene, Lesli Margherita & Original Broadway Cast of Matilda)

[MRS WORMWOOD]
Oh, my undercarriage doesn't feel quite normal
My skin looks just revolting in this foul, fluorescent light
And this gown is nothing like the semi-formal
Semi-Spanish gown
I should be wearing in the semi-finals tonight!

I should be dancing the Tarentella
Qui mon fella Italiano
Not dressed in hospital cotton
With an owchie . . . front bottom
And this –

[DOCTOR and ENSEMBLE]
Miracle!

[MRS WORMWOOD]
Horrible –

[DOCTOR and ENSEMBLE]
Miracle!

[MRS WORMWOOD]
Smelly little –

[DOCTOR and ENSEMBLE]
The most beautiful miracle I have ever seen!