Cathouse Tragedy Misbehavin' Maidens

[Verse 1]
Come on in, right on in, to our temple of sin!
Sensual and sublime
With multiple versions of every perversion
And women of every kind
If you're a fellow who likes a Bordello
With something off for a change
For two dollars, more you can have a dead whore
We specialize in the strange
If you get lucky this evening
And one takes you out for a whirl!
Might I suggest you look under the dress?
Cause we can't tell the boys from thе girls here!

[Chorus]
Tragedy! At thе cathouse tonight!
Come and see why we like to call our cathouse tragedy!
What a curious sight!
Our female selection is not quite perfection
It's like biting into a bitter confection!
At Cathouse Tragedy

[Verse 2]
There's an Asian Albino, and as far as I know
She has a prosthetic eye
And if you approve it she'll gladly remove it
If you tire of her thighs
Dont be alarmed by the girl with no arms
She's actually quite a treat
And if you wanna she'll peel your banana
She's bloody good with her feet!
If you get lucky this evening!
And one takes you out for a spin!
I'd be suggesting a lamby intestine
You dont know where these girls have been! Oh!