High School Party Bo Burnham

[Intro]
This next song is a first hand account

[Verse 1]
High school party, senior year
Boys and girls, they're all sippin' on beer
I like soda, where's the soda?
Am I the only fucking person here that likes soda?
I see her from across the crowd
I said the party is bumpin', and the music is loud
You're really drunk, and you're lookin' sad
It's like a date rape ad
Girl, then we start to dance and
Girl, baby, this is romance
Girl, I'm startin' to grow down below
Shit, why did I wear sweatpants?
Ooh, yeah
Girl, your body's like what
Conjunction junction, that's a fine ass, butt
I'm like a cashew in a lollipop
Just keep suckin' 'til you get to the nut

[Verse 2]
And I said
Let's rob an Asian kitchen or stroll down the block
Either way, girl, we're takin' a wok
You're gonna love me the way my uncle did
Except you're not gonna go to court for doin' it
Be a guillotine or my girl instead
Either way, I said, you're givin' me head
I'm gonna love you, baby, the right way
Shorty with a body lookin' hotty when I say
Girl, yeah