Dorms, Shower Baskets and the Walk of Shame Jimmy Fallon

[Disc scratches in]

[Jimmy Fallon:]
See, that's what college is all about, man you gotta love college, man it's the best thing in the world
You drink, you have fun, you do the Walk of Shame

[Crowd cheers]

[Jimmy Fallon:]
Yeah! You gotta do the Walk of Shame!
For those of you who don't know what the Walk of Shame is
That's when you hook up with someone the night before and you have to walk all the way across campus
All dishevelled the next morning, in the same clothes

[Crowd cheers some more]

[Jimmy Fallon: (Higher voice)]
Oh no, no, I was over at the libray, I was over... I stayed overnight, overnight studying

[Crowd laughs]

[Jimmy Fallon:]
You go to your dorm in the morning, there's like a line of kids waiting to get to the shower
It's like, bunch of zombies just walking, uh-uh-uh. The guy with the flip-flops is beating everybody. [Flip-flop sounds]
He's got his little basket of stuff with him