[Verse 1]
Back in the not-too-distant past
When I would need a quick repast
Or a temporary break from my agenda
Off to the bedroom I would head
Pull out the Playboy from 'neath the bed
And sneak a peek at all the portraits of pudenda
[Verse 2]
My alternatives were slim
If I tried to find another source for sin
Have to hang out with the weirdos in the back room of my local
Video store
But last month I finally made the call
I got a brand new cable modem installed
And it opened up the floodgates on a whole new universe of Internet porn
[Chorus 1]
(Internet porn) Roman orgy scenes
(Internet porn) Dominatrix queens
(Internet porn) Girl on girl on girl on girl on girl on guy on sheep
(Internet porn) Gross anatomy
(Internet porn) Pam and Tommy Lee
(Internet porn) When you're given so much to choose from, who has time to sleep?
[Viola Solo]
Back in the not-too-distant past
When I would need a quick repast
Or a temporary break from my agenda
Off to the bedroom I would head
Pull out the Playboy from 'neath the bed
And sneak a peek at all the portraits of pudenda
[Verse 2]
My alternatives were slim
If I tried to find another source for sin
Have to hang out with the weirdos in the back room of my local
Video store
But last month I finally made the call
I got a brand new cable modem installed
And it opened up the floodgates on a whole new universe of Internet porn
[Chorus 1]
(Internet porn) Roman orgy scenes
(Internet porn) Dominatrix queens
(Internet porn) Girl on girl on girl on girl on girl on guy on sheep
(Internet porn) Gross anatomy
(Internet porn) Pam and Tommy Lee
(Internet porn) When you're given so much to choose from, who has time to sleep?
[Viola Solo]
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