[Intro: Ayesha Erotica]
Hi, I'm Lisa Schultz with CNN news
We're here at the presidential debate with Joanne Prada
The controversial internet sensation
That stole the hearts of Americans worldwide
Joanne, the first question America would like to ask you is
"With the economy in the toilet, what would you and your campaign do to fix it?"
[Verse 1: Miss Prada]
Now, listen up America
Miss Prada ain't ever been scared of ya
I'd give free drugs to trade and tricks
I'd pop my pussy for celery sticks
I'd drink and drive, fuck being alive
Kill everyone now, you won't survive
Our national anthem is Britney Spears
You're a terrorist if you shop at Sears
Instead of math, we'd teach kids to dip
There is no gender, sex means shit
Madonna fans are the upper class
And taxes? Bitch, you can kiss my ass
Everyone gets on EBT, the only channel is BET
I'd burn The White House and kill the eagle
Oh, and tampons are illegal
[Interlude: Ayesha Erotica]
Ah, a fine answer indeed, Miss Prada
Now, America's second question is
"If you were inaugurated tomorrow, what would your first day in the White House be like? What would you do? Who would you bring?"
Hi, I'm Lisa Schultz with CNN news
We're here at the presidential debate with Joanne Prada
The controversial internet sensation
That stole the hearts of Americans worldwide
Joanne, the first question America would like to ask you is
"With the economy in the toilet, what would you and your campaign do to fix it?"
[Verse 1: Miss Prada]
Now, listen up America
Miss Prada ain't ever been scared of ya
I'd give free drugs to trade and tricks
I'd pop my pussy for celery sticks
I'd drink and drive, fuck being alive
Kill everyone now, you won't survive
Our national anthem is Britney Spears
You're a terrorist if you shop at Sears
Instead of math, we'd teach kids to dip
There is no gender, sex means shit
Madonna fans are the upper class
And taxes? Bitch, you can kiss my ass
Everyone gets on EBT, the only channel is BET
I'd burn The White House and kill the eagle
Oh, and tampons are illegal
[Interlude: Ayesha Erotica]
Ah, a fine answer indeed, Miss Prada
Now, America's second question is
"If you were inaugurated tomorrow, what would your first day in the White House be like? What would you do? Who would you bring?"
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