[Verse 1]
I fucked Dolly Parton
I fucked Loretta Lynn
I fucked Barbara Mandrell
And I fucked all of her kin
I fucked Minnie Pearl
I fucked Elvis Presley's little girl
I fucked the Judds
I fucked the Judds
My cuntry boner
It won't go down
[Chorus]
It won't go down
It won't go down
My boner, my boner
My boner won't go down
It won't go down
It won't go down
My cuntry boner
It won't go down
[Verse 2]
I fucked Willie Nelson
I fucked him deep inside
I fucked Elvis Presley
In the bathroom where he died
I fucked Dwight Yoakam
Johnny Cash grabbed his ankles
And he hollered when I poked 'em
I fucked the Judds
I fucked the Judds
My cuntry boner
It won't go down
I fucked Dolly Parton
I fucked Loretta Lynn
I fucked Barbara Mandrell
And I fucked all of her kin
I fucked Minnie Pearl
I fucked Elvis Presley's little girl
I fucked the Judds
I fucked the Judds
My cuntry boner
It won't go down
[Chorus]
It won't go down
It won't go down
My boner, my boner
My boner won't go down
It won't go down
It won't go down
My cuntry boner
It won't go down
[Verse 2]
I fucked Willie Nelson
I fucked him deep inside
I fucked Elvis Presley
In the bathroom where he died
I fucked Dwight Yoakam
Johnny Cash grabbed his ankles
And he hollered when I poked 'em
I fucked the Judds
I fucked the Judds
My cuntry boner
It won't go down
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