Pants VeggieTales

(Next up on Veggie Shopping Network: "Pants"!)

[Verse 1]
Welcome, viewers, what comes next?
A pair of pants with stripes or checks
Dig in your wallet, dump out your purse
Who'll be the one to buy the first....
Pair?

[Chorus 1]
You can wear ’em if you're big, you can wear 'em if you’re small
They're pants if you're short and shorts if you're tall
You can wear 'em in the spring, you can wear 'em in the fall
They're pants if you're short and shorts if you’re tall

So good, so far
Down to 20
Look what you get with a little bit of money
Down to your feet and up to your tummy!
Pants!
(Pants, pants, pants, pants, pants, pants, pants, pants)

[Verse 2]
If you buy right now tonight
We’ll throw in a set of ginsu knives
A pair of pants could change your life
One easy payment: $9.95