Smile Like You Mean It (Alastor’s Offer) PARANOiD DJ

[Intro Alastor]
Splendid, ha-ha-ho!
I see big things coming your way, yes, indeedy!
Now, onto business
Everything's better with a song, don't you agree?

[Verse 1: Alastor]
This way, good man, we've a deal to make
I assure this is a good thing for both our sakes
I'm happy to provide, but remember your side
Of a bargain I know you can't refuse to take
All I ask is when I boost your station
Remember who gave you this grand ovation
If I call on you for a favor or two
Don't forget, it's now your obligation
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

[Chorus: Alastor]
Smile like you mean it, take a chance and you could seize it
I'm sure you'll do just swell, you're only down in Hell
So come along with me and guarantee it
Smile your way through it, grit your teeth and get right to it
Forget thе rigmarole, and you can have it all
And make it that much bеtter when I see you fall

[Interlude: Alastor]
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Oh, still unconvinced?
Well, why not take the word of a friend of mine?
Husker!