Don’t Wear Those Shoes "Weird Al" Yankovic

[Verse 1]
I don't care if you wreck my car or shave off all my hair
You can go and run your vacuum during my favorite show
And I'll let you call up folks in Europe you don't even know
Anything you want, babe, if it makes you happy

[Chorus 1]
But I'm begging you down on my bended knees
Oh, honey, please don't wear those shoes
You can spend my money, you can waste my time
Baby, I don't mind, but please don't wear those shoes
Don't wear those shoes

[Verse 2]
It's alright, you can play your Twisted Sister every night
I suppose, you can lick the middles out of my Oreos
Or start laughing while you're drinking milk so it comes out your nose
And you know that I'd do anything to please you

[Chorus 2]
But I'm begging you down on my bended knees
Oh, honey, please don't wear those shoes
You can spit in my face if you're so inclined
Baby, I don't mind, but please don't wear those shoes
Oh, no, don't wear those shoes
I said oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, please don't wear those