Three Fates of Undertale Man on the Internet (Ft. Alexander Rybitski, Lindsay Bolin & Stelyost)

[Alex Beckham (Spoken)]
Oh, sweet! Someone just gifted me Undertale! I wonder which playthrough I should do first... Coming! (Totally manly screaming) Oh, my God! Who are you people? Why are you in my house?

[Toriel(Spoken)]
Oh, dear. We're not people. We're monsters!

[Alex Beckham(Spoken)]
That doesn't help!

[Toriel, Sans, Flowey(Sung)]
We three fates of Undertale
Beckon you to play
SPARE our lives or harvest our SOULS
It's up to you either way

[Sans(Spoken)]
Hey, bud. You okay? (Alex Beckham screaming) No need to freak out, or anything. It's just singing

[Flowey(Spoken)]
And MURDER! (Alex Beckham wimpering) I mean... Music

[Toriel(Spoken)]
Poor dear. We're here to help you!

[Alex Beckham(Spoken)]
Help me, what?