Cuba. Afghan Friendship. 2-Party Woes. The Gregory Brothers (Ft. Barbary Walters, Dick Cheney, Elisabeth Hasselbeck, Hillary Clinton, Katie Couric, Rachel Maddow, Ron Paul & Whoopi Goldberg)

[Intro: Evan Gregory, Sarah Gregory, Whoopi Goldberg, Barbary Walters, Elisabeth Hasselbeck)]
EG: News. There is a lot of news. And it's happening. Justice Souter is retiring. There's a swine flu pandemic. People are turning into pigs. Michele Obama: she's wearing a cardigan
WG: You know, Joe the plumber is making headlines for telling--
BW: He says they are called queer for a reason

(Overlapping conversation)

EG: Joe the plumber, I think he's really shiny. I mean his head. I want to touch it
SG: You guys, this is not making any sense at all. Can we please just sing about it?
WG: And I mean, they know where I stand

[Elisabeth Hasselbeck]
I think this is an ignoramus statement
Umm, I was even a person who thought--
You know what, power to Joe the Plumber at that point

[Sarah Gregory]
Before he went around laying his pipe all over town

[Elisabeth Hasselbeck]
Well, Joe the Plumber is not invited anywhere around me

[Evan Gregory]
Does baby need a tissue? (tissue)
Thinking about the time the plumber kissed you. (kissed you)
Before you caught him creeping with the Shih Tzu. (Shih Tzu)