Illegal Alien Genesis

[Verse 1]
Got out of bed, wasn't feeling too good
With my wallet and my passport, a new pair of shoes
The sun is shining, so I head for the park
With a bottle of Tequila, and a new pack of cigarettes
I got a cousin and she got a friend
Who thought that her aunt knew a man who could help
At his apartment I knocked on the door
He wouldn't come out until he got paid

[Pre-Chorus 1]
Now don't tell anybody what I wanna do
If they find out, you know that they'll never let me through

[Chorus]
Cos it's no fun being an illegal alien
No, it's no fun being an illegal alien

[Verse 2]
Down at the office, had to fill out the forms
A pink one, a red one, the colours you choose
Up to the counter to see what they think
They said 'It doesn't count man, it ain't written in ink'

[Pre-Chorus 2]
I don't trust anybody, least not around here, cos