Stranded in Reality Ian Hunter & The Rant Band

[Verse 1]
Let me unveil a sobering tale
I bought my spaceship secondhand
Shoulda known better, the steering jammed
I'm looking all over for a place to land
Episode two: Earth to the rescue

[Verse 2]
Somebody pulled the emergency cord
Everybody jumped overboard
And I wound up in the maternity ward
It was a baptism, baptism, baptism, baptism, baptism, baptism by fire

[Chorus]
Stranded in reality
It's a dodgy proposition
They still believe in fairy tales
And lots of ammunition, yeah

[Verse 3]
Adolescence, it doesn't make any sense
Anti-social media saw their communication cords
And something in me wants to roar
Bat crazy, bat crazy, bat crazy, bat crazy, bat crazy

[Chorus]
Stranded in reality
It's the age of the deluded
Everybody's got a brain
But the batteries ain't included
Let's go