My Home Court John Mulaney (Ft. Renée Elise Goldsberry)

[Intro]
[Man]: Thanks for the lesson today, Ann!
[Ann]: Be sure to ice that tennis elbow! Say, do you know where the co-op board meets?
[Man]: In the multi-purpose room. Why? Are you lost?
[Ann]: No. I have a meeting... to be approved!

I'm a pro down at the bubble
I teach tennis for my pay
I don't mean your board much trouble
But may I join this game of doubles?
Can I play if I can pay?
You'll have questions with some topspin
And my answers may be lobs
But if you serve then I will volley
And we'll rally 'til its folly
And I'll earn 8K's key fob

The world out there is made of only grass and clay
Give me concrete, be a sport
I can conquer on that court
That apartment, my home court

I can picture that studio
Fitted out with my style
A brown and beige kind of mood, you know
And metro hex green tile
A framed Navratilova
Hanging just above the sofa
And the brown and the beige
And the brown and the beige
And the brown