Ducks Fail Thirsty Fish

Icy bright pink stunner shades
When will ducks learn?
Ray-Bans
Lasers
Aeropostalin’
It’s a duck-blur

[Verse 1: Open Mike Eagle]
You ever squawk and flap like a duck?
I wouldn’t dream of it
Preferred mode of travelin’
Is Open Mike Eaglein’
And the quack epidemic
Might be running the scene
But shit, I can’t wear they uniform
I don’t think the sneakers fit
Even if they loosen the pre-requisite jeans
I can’t be duck, duck goosin’
Cause it’s circular reasoning
Some Launchpad McQuackity rappers
Landed last evening at the Bar Exam
We roasted them with secret ingredients
They tried to get us waddling
To rock with it
Lean with it
I swear I got as low as my two arthritic knees can get
They so sophisticated
Cause they listen to Queen
When they be up in Nappa Valley
Tastin’ different Rieslings
Cheatin’ us
They walk around like musical geniuses
I tried to put ‘em on it but they so unappreciative
Cheesy as the ballads they make
Or maybe it’s sour grapes
So peace to all geese, mallards and Drakes