Headaches Allan Sherman

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"Headaches"
Headaches, headaches
Aspirin commercials give me headaches
Just when I'm feeling chipper as you please
That's when they show me all my sinus cavities
Headaches, headaches
Those sponsors don't care how my head aches
See that announcer, he looks so fine
His head should ache like mine
Headaches, headaches
Those pounding hammers give me headaches
They say it once and then they say again
Oh tension, pressure, pain, oh tension pressure pain
Headaches, headaches
Those sponsors love it when my head aches
Mother, don't hand me those pills from the shelf
I'd rather do it myself
(Mommy, can't you keep Daddy's car out of the driveway?!)
Headaches, headaches
Those sponsors love it when my head aches
There is one remedy that's unsurpassed
And their commercials give me headaches "fast fast fast"
Headaches, headaches
Aspirin commercials give me headaches
Today I swallowed the best cure yet
I ate my TV set

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