[Intro]
"Hey, what's going on man, it's your boy LD
And I'm a pretty big rap fan, and
I'm noticing that every other rapper get to say whatever they want
So, I just wanted to make a song where I could, like, act like I was the man
Like "Mercy," but my friend Dean said I couldn't
And, he a hundred percent right
If I tried to say anything cool, I would just sound, like... gay
You know what kind of disadvantage that puts me at, where I just can't say anything cool?
Like, literally, the only thing I could think of was to bring a black dude in for the chorus, so shout out Corey Gunz"
[Hook]
Ridin' round smoking weed with my foreign bitch
Ridin' round smoking weed with my foreign bitch
My window down, I'm riding to my new shit (Wish that was me...)
Got my new bitch, got my, got my new bitch (This dude a G..!)
I don't camp off wit no J's, they sell them hoes for free (What the fuck that mean?)
Never payin' for no pussy, fuck them hoes for free
That's a fucking bawlaa
How can I become a bawlaa?
[Verse 1]
Mirror mirror on the wall
How can Dicky learn to ball?
I wish I was T.I.P. and I could spit some shit with southern drawls
I wish I could flip a brick and spit that shit like Ricky Ross
Holla at broads, at the mall
Spit about a muhfuckin' bitch up in 'da whip
And getting lit up in the backseat
Talking shit about a dinner with an athlete
Fuck that, can't rap like the rest of these muhfuckers
Without all my writtens being fact free
Do y'all know how bad I wish I could?
But y'all would laugh if I spit hood
So now your man is making jams about some random shit
When dudes is rappin' bout they fucking weaponry
Homicidal tendencies
The only dough that I can boast about is seeded sesame
I'm jealous, B
Cause everybody in the game get to say they kill
Everybody in the game get to say they steal
Everybody in the game sayin' words like "trill"
Really wish that I could make that hit, fake that shit
Without coming off all gay and shit
Cuz if I could've rapped like Wayne
Then I'd prolly be saying a lot of the crazy shit, like
"I'mma kill you pussy ass bitches with the chopper!
Now make that pussy pop off!"
And this shit would sound proper
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