Sonic the Hedgehog Villains Rap Cypher Cam Steady (Ft. Dan Bull, Mat4yo, PE$O PETE, Shao Dow, Shwabadi & Zach B)

[Dr. Eggman: Dan Bull]
Speak in a haiku, got a 300 IQ, see what I might do?
I believe it was John Lennon who said "I'm the Eggman", he was dead wrong!
Who's the supreme gentleman with a mental plan?
Is he wearing pants or a rental van?
Temperamental with the stick too, skeng in hand
Licking these cunts like a misused dental dam
Buckling up with the strap, skudududududu brap
Lovely jubbly chap, putting my hood on the map
Too many baps and still I go ham
Forget pepper spray, make the pepper spray like a Coke can
Oh damn bruv, fackin 'ell
I'll chef, scramble eggs, shot, crack and shells for bread
Roll through when I cock the hammer
Hit the whole zoo when I talk with llamas
Ask Shofu I'm Doc Robotnik
And I'll drop a sonnet that'll son a Sonic stan, I'm stunning
Understand, I'm the Son of Sam
Summon heat like sun in summertime, give 'em a tan
Don't fuck with Robotnik
I got a butt thicc, as a plot twist
And I'll turn your noggin into egg nog quick
Fuck a hedgehog prick

[Metal Sonic: Zach B]
Coming out of the gates a bit rusty
You really think you have what it takes? You don't, trust me
Never lag behind in a race, the road's dusty
I'm starting to think you're the fake, hmmm, you must be
Yeah, take a look in my eyes
Even if I lose, I'm bouncing back every time, yeah
Always end up choosing who I'm taking alive
I'm basically another you, with everybody combined
And if you see me, you better know, that I'mma settle this
I have always been the one that you should never meddle with
Wishing luck to you on, even getting through the level
If you wanna come and get it, then my pedal's on the metal, bitch
Yeah, no one's repelling this
I'll take the ones that you love for the hell of it
They call it evil, I call it benevolence
And by the end, show you all who the devil is