First Class Private Mary Brown Perry Como

( Doo, doo, doo doo, doo
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo! )

First Class Private, Mary Brown
She wore that uniform like a million dollar gown . .
How my heart would leap when she drove the Jeep
With the one big stripe on her arm
And it seemed to me that a PFC
Stood for "perfect feminine charm" !

First Class Private, Mary Brown
Oh! how she smiled at me when they shipped me out of town . .
Let the big guns roar, let me win this war
'cause I want to hurry right back
To First Class Private, Mary Brown, my wonderful WAC!

( Doo, doo, doo doo, doo . . . )

First Class Private, Mary Brown

I've got her army serial number written down . .
She's got bulgy eyes, but when she marched by
I just had to look at her twice
And it struck me then that the ASN
Meant an "angel, specially nice"!