Everything You Ever Joss Whedon (Ft. David Fury, Felicia Day, Marti Noxon, Maurissa Tancharoen, Nathan Fillion, Neil Patrick Harris, Robert Reinis, Stacy Shirk, Steve Berg & Zack Whedon)

[On-screen, the NEWSWOMAN and NEWSMAN are finishing a news report.]

[NEWSWOMAN]
Looks like we're finding out what a true hero is.

[NEWSMAN]
The mayor himself will be on-hand to dedicate the new homeless shelter and unveil the statue of Captain Hammer.

[NEWSWOMAN]
It's a good day to be homeless.

[NEWSMAN]
Ha ha ha! It certainly is.

[DR. HORRIBLE is working in his lab on a Death Ray, and PENNY and CAPTAIN HAMMER are in the homeless shelter.]

[Track 10. "So They Say"]

[MOVING GUY]
So they say Captain Hammer's become a crusader
Political—he's cleaning up the streets

[OTHER MOVING GUY]
About time

[GROUPIE #1]
So they say it's real love