You’ve Got Mail Enhancement Psychostick

If you should ever decide you want to start a career in internet marketing
If you engage in spam, there's something you should know
That I will hunt you down

And I'll destroy you
Burn in hell

I get online, then notice I have email
I click my inbox, and see, ah what the fuck
20 emails, all coming from the same guy
I don't know why he's concerned about my penis size

And what is this, I won a brand new XBOX
I click the link, and I get 50 pop-ups
Try to close 'em, my PC takes a shit on me
There is no rubber for electronic STD's

For every spam I get
I'm gonna make you eat your own shit
For every spam I get
I'm gonna choke you with your own dick

Thank you for ruining the internet, fuck face
Thank you for ruining the internet, donkey balls
Thank you for ruining the internet, cooter cream
Thank you for ruining the internet, dick