Legends of Zelda: Tales of the Wind Waker Random Encounters

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I've sailed the seas
On the breath of the ocean breeze!
Battled some flaming Keese
Fought my way through the Tower of Gods!

Met the Fairy Queen
A fat little man in green!
Rode the winds through the sky...
Fed a fish-man guy!
Won tons of rupees!

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Hey Zelda!
It’s Link
Tell us about that one time you found the Wand of Gamelon
I don't know what you're talking about...

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I smashed a thousand pots!
And fired some cannon shots!
I thwarted all Ganon’s plots!
Just using a sword and a wand! (YEAH!)

Made a Rito friend!
While tugging Valoo's rear end!
Learned a sword-spin technique!
Found a boat that speaks
And turns into a-