Doge vs. Hello Kitty Animeme Rap Battles (Ft. Melissa Villaseñor & Mr. Weebl)

[Host]
What's up everyone my name is Alex
And welcome to: Animeme Rap Battles!
Place your bets now ladies and gentlemen on how you pronounce doge
Is it doge or is it doge, like wheres Waldo?
The world may never know

[Doge]
Such karate, old doge new tricks
Like shitty DJ I make you into meow mix
So muscles, uch training very fast
Doge like laser pointer you chase but never catch
Wow, such bend, you move body like yoga
I much chomping and chewing your body like sofa
People slam, say doge, speak bad English
How about be amaze? I am dog who speak english

[Hello Kitty]
What are you saying? It's like you have a condition
It's like you bought Rosetta Stone, Kmart edition
I'm from Tokyo, Japan the definition of cute
I'm a cotton candy cloud, you're a step up from Groot
Hey look at me wow, No one can stop meow
I'm craving fancy feast, so wear this polka dot tuxedo
Random fact 1: I am the height of five apples
Fact 2: I crammed those bones full of cyanide capsules