[Verse 1]
The last motherfucker who cut me off
Got his ass obliterated when I rear-ended his car (Bam!)
No matter what you do, you're gonna be wrong
I'd fuck you up if you forgot to put your blinker on (What?)
Head-on collision, thrusters a-blazin'
Hittin' you like a hurricane, get out of the way, kid
I'll waste you in every single Wasteland race
Have some Preparation H in case your butt crack chafes (Oh!)
I'm an Ark Survivor, mutant fighter
I got a stylish crossbow, called the Striker
You like hidin' in caves, you have a vagina
I could smoke you now if I had a lighter (Oh!)
If you're drivin' by my side, you will hear me screamin' every single profanity into your ear
I'm like a pent-up homicidal psycho riding your rear
I don't drink Haterade, I chug Hater Beer (Cheer!)
[Chorus]
Don't fuck with me, I'll fuck your clan up
Don't touch me or I'll rip your hand off
Don't step on me, I'll break your leg
Run you down in my Dune Buggy, leavin' blood in the sand, uh
Ain't a single person I don't hate (Nope)
So when I'm on the road, no one's safe (Oh)
After this race, you won't have a face
Knock folks off of the track, 'cause I got road rage
The last motherfucker who cut me off
Got his ass obliterated when I rear-ended his car (Bam!)
No matter what you do, you're gonna be wrong
I'd fuck you up if you forgot to put your blinker on (What?)
Head-on collision, thrusters a-blazin'
Hittin' you like a hurricane, get out of the way, kid
I'll waste you in every single Wasteland race
Have some Preparation H in case your butt crack chafes (Oh!)
I'm an Ark Survivor, mutant fighter
I got a stylish crossbow, called the Striker
You like hidin' in caves, you have a vagina
I could smoke you now if I had a lighter (Oh!)
If you're drivin' by my side, you will hear me screamin' every single profanity into your ear
I'm like a pent-up homicidal psycho riding your rear
I don't drink Haterade, I chug Hater Beer (Cheer!)
[Chorus]
Don't fuck with me, I'll fuck your clan up
Don't touch me or I'll rip your hand off
Don't step on me, I'll break your leg
Run you down in my Dune Buggy, leavin' blood in the sand, uh
Ain't a single person I don't hate (Nope)
So when I'm on the road, no one's safe (Oh)
After this race, you won't have a face
Knock folks off of the track, 'cause I got road rage
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