Bosom Buddies Jerry Herman (Ft. Angela Lansbury & Bea Arthur)

[VERA & MAME]
We'll always be bosom buddies
Friends, sisters, and pals
We'll always be bosom buddies
If life should reject you
There's me to protect you

[VERA]
If I say that your tongue is vicious-

[MAME]
If I call you uncouth-

[BOTH]
It's simply that
Who else but a bosom buddy
Will sit down and tell you the truth?

[VERA, spoken]
Though now and again I'm aware that my candid opinion may sting-

[MAME, spoken]
Though often my frank observation might scald
I've been meaning to tell you for years
You should keep your hair natural like mine