Why Are All The D’Ysquiths Dying? A Gentleman's Guide to Love and Murder Company (Ft. Jefferson Mays)

MOURNERS:
Why are all the D'Ysquiths dying?
What grisly sort of plague is going round?
It seems with every day
A D'Ysquith slips away
And here we are assembled putting another one in the ground

It's frankly all been rather mystifying
Do forgive me if I scoff
But is it not a trifle odd
How they've all gone off to God
Suddenly they're congregating underneath the sod

Oh, why are all the D'Ysquiths dying?
What a tasteless way of showing off

Why are all the D'Ysquiths dying?
It seems that all of London's shaken to the core
To lose one relative
One can certainly forgive
But how can you excuse losing two
Or three
Or four
Or seven

Why are all the D'Ysquiths dying?
I've never seen such recklessness before
It's unnerving
It's not that they're not undeserving
I never liked them much I must confess
In fairness
You must admit at least
It's a shame about the priest
I can't imagine missing someone less