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I had a nightmare of Tony Blair
I had a dream I cracked him in the head with a folding chair
I had the people just hold him there
And bashed his dome until blood splashed his golden hair
I drew his ass a mustache with a Sharpie marker
And cut his head like an artsy barber
I set it off in the House of Commons
I'm a party starter
Starting political parties for wheat and barley farmers
Voting in secret ballots for whole leaf or Caesar salad
Should I have roast beef or vegan sandwich?
Will I get cold feet or meet the challenge
Is the Obelisk a secret phallus?
Circle yes or no
Squeeze the juice from a purple vegetable
Then bring it to the first Congressional hearing
That you can find
Mix in their wine and start smearing
All over their faces like
"Taste this you rapist
Take it like the bribes
From the dudes you gave favors"
You've had the whole world in a chokehold mentally
I had a nightmare of Tony Blair
I had a dream I cracked him in the head with a folding chair
I had the people just hold him there
And bashed his dome until blood splashed his golden hair
I drew his ass a mustache with a Sharpie marker
And cut his head like an artsy barber
I set it off in the House of Commons
I'm a party starter
Starting political parties for wheat and barley farmers
Voting in secret ballots for whole leaf or Caesar salad
Should I have roast beef or vegan sandwich?
Will I get cold feet or meet the challenge
Is the Obelisk a secret phallus?
Circle yes or no
Squeeze the juice from a purple vegetable
Then bring it to the first Congressional hearing
That you can find
Mix in their wine and start smearing
All over their faces like
"Taste this you rapist
Take it like the bribes
From the dudes you gave favors"
You've had the whole world in a chokehold mentally
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