Fat Children Tim Minchin

Do not feed doughnuts to your obese children
You will regret it when they're in their teens
Maccas might shut them up now that they're seven
But they won't forgive you when they're getting picked last for P.E
Don't you see?

Boombalata, motherfucker
Have you noticed that your kids are fat?
What're you going to do about that?
What're you going to do?

So you're telling me that your family
Has a history of obesity?
You got a polycystic ovary?
You say, "It's just the way that God made me"?

It's unlikely, statistically
To be a physical thing
But either way, it don't explain why you
Are in the queue at Burger King

You can blame it on biology
You can blame your physiology
You can point to genealogy
Or your social anthropology