Welcome To the Show (Alastor) GameboyJones (Ft. Glitch Whisper & Thrizzy)

[Intro: Thrizzy]
Hello, my soulless friend, I bet you're wondering why you're here now, welcome to the Hazbin Hotel, where sinners can become saints with a devilish amount of work, so they say

[Verse 1: Thrizzy]
Welcome, it's nice to meet ya
Sorry, there's no angels to greet ya
I can tell by your facial features
That you were expecting something else
They believe they can make you change
But I'm just here for the devilish games
Luckily, you're used to flames
'Cause now you're in the hottest corner of Hell
You might think you have a chance to change, but soon
You'll come to realize you'll never leave this place
So steal a seat, kick up your feet, and make some friends
We're all stuck here forever, good luck getting out!

[Chorus: GameboyJones]
One, two, test, test, welcome to the show
Where Hazbins rock the depths below
Sit back, relax, reap what you sow
Done things that Heaven only knows
Don't fret, these demons are your friends
We live the life of the condemned
No need for us to make amends
'Cause we're all sinners in the end
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