Tomorrow Night Steel Panther

The food will be great, and the drinks will be free
And all the sexy girls will wanna party with me
The weed will be toked, and Colombian coke
Will be snorted off some stripper boobs and that's no joke

It's the party of the century, that's right
Unfortunately it's tomorrow night

I'm going to a party
Tomorrow night, tomorrow night
I'm gonna get some pussy
Tomorrow night, tomorrow night
But tonight I'm gonna jerk off... ahh, feels good

It's in Beverly Hills, they got prescription pills
And Kiefer fucking Sutherland is coming to chill
They got sushi and rice, Lowenbrau is on ice
In the living room they're playing naked twister and dice

The security and pussy will both be tight
But I'm on the list for tomorrow night!

I'm going to a party
Tomorrow night, tomorrow night
I'm gonna get some pussy
Tomorrow night, tomorrow night
But tonight I'm playing Angry Birds
Like a million other stupid nerds!
Tonight I'm gonna burp the worm by myself!