Don’s Bong Is Gone GWAR

[Vocals and dialogue: Oderus & Balsac]

[Intro, spoken]
You want me to be funny? You want me to be funny?
Hey, I got a request, I got a request though
What?
Let's do "Don's Bong Is Gone"
Don's... Bong...
Please, just once
You guys can't do it
Come on, Dong's--Don's Bong Is Gone, let's do it

You gotta let the vocal part start, and then you guys build up then you slowly fade out, okay? It's easy to do. Silence
Then the vocals start, okay? Then Derks starts with the vocals, then we sing a little bit together and then slowly...the music works in, yeah
...to tell a story that is deeper...

[Verse]
Where do I begin
To tell a story of a love that never wins
I've, uh, oh fuck...
Where do I start?

Where do I begin
To tell a story that is deeper than the sea
To tell you something of how you...to me
How do I start?