[Plays the instrumental of "Honestly" by Gabbie Hanna]
Gabbie Hanna: We’re rolling, what?
Irene Walton: I have a question [Chuckles]
Gabbie Hanna: Okay, what's up?
Irene Walton: Do you guys have anybody on Instagram that you're like obsessed with for no reason?
Gabbie Hanna: Whoa- I had no idea you're gonna come out the gate like this, What's up Irene?
Irene Walton: [Stumbling] I- well- there's just this- I only asked, because this girl literally-
Gabbie Hanna: I for sure need to turn you down because you're extra excited today [Giggling]
Gabbie Hanna (Far from the mic): Which one is it?
Dustin (Far from the mic): Third, one
Gabbie Hanna: Go ahead, talk
Irene Walton: Is this better? Hello?
Gabbie Hanna: Oh yeah, my ears aren't bleeding now. Thank you~ No, it was up very high. Okay “Somebody I'm obsessed with on Instagram”
Irene Walton: Like- At somebody whose you always like- For me, it's this girl from like middle school- Actually I guess my elementary school. Uh, who we went to middle school and high
school together also, and we were never like friends
Gabbie Hanna: Mm-hmm
Irene Walton: But she just like, is so intriguing to me like-
Gabbie Hanna: Why?
Irene Walton: She just lives this life, and they've all- I've always thought this about her where I just feel like she's just always like “Yeah, I'm fine” and like she'll post an- [Giggles] she'll post an Instagram story “I'm at my boyfriend's Christmas party, and I took tequila shots with his boss and like now I'm drunk, and he's mad”
Gabbie Hanna: For real? That's actually really funny
Irene Walton: Yeah, and so it's like but she doesn't do it to be funny like she's just such a- she's an anomaly of a person and it's just- I'm so obsessed with her, and me and my friend Kaya always check on her Instagram and like report back to each other
Gabbie Hanna: Nice!
Irene Walton: You guys have anybody like that?
Gabbie Hanna and Dustin: No
Irene Walton: Really?
Gabbie Hanna: No, every once in a while, I go down a rabbit hole through with, Uh, I’ll go when I'm with Taylor or something, we'll talk about people from high school, and just
be like “What the fuck, is David doing now?”
Irene Walton: Yeah
Gabbie Hanna: And like there's this one guy who we went to high school with who was like, ‘the hottest guy’ he transferred from, Um- a Catholic school like in the middle of high school, or junior high, or something. And he came out of- And yeah, he’s like super hot, and he was like the hottest guy in school, and now nobody knows where he is. [Chuckling] Like he's gone
Irene Walton: [Laughing] Oh Jesus
Gabbie Hanna: he has the lowest profile like, has not posted anything, anywhere, does not talk to anybody, we're like “Where the fu- where is he?”
Irene Walton: you know, you know what I do a lot?
Gabbie Hanna: What?
Irene Walton: is I'll look up the Instagrams of- like people on the reality shows that I'm watching from like 2009
Gabbie Hanna: Oh! Me too!
Irene Walton: You do?!
Gabbie Hanna: I've been doing that with “Breaking Amish” because there's nothing better than a former Amish with Instagram, it's so-
Irene Walton: what are there's like?
Gabbie Hanna: Oh my god, it's so good.
Irene Walton: There's really like, “Look at this hairdryer”
Gabbie Hanna: No [Scoffs]
Irene Walton: It’s like a picture of a disons
Gabbie Hanna: I did look up, Um- The hot one from “Welcome to Platteville” though- Micah?
Irene Walton: Oh, How is he?
Gabbie Hanna: He's so hot and also-
Irene Walton: [Laughing] He also he's kind of a butter face, though right?
Gabbie Hanna: What? No
Irene Walton: Micah?
Gabbie Hanna: He's very beautiful
Irene Walton: I feel like his face is a little like- [Weird noise]
Gabbie Hanna: I don't know, I- I think he's hot I think they're out actually pretty cute
Irene Walton: They are- they are pretty cute I just think his-
Gabbie Hanna: Yeah
Irene Walton: I just think Micah's body is very well
Gabbie Hanna: Micah's body's phenomenal, He would only be considered a butterface, if his body's at 20, and his face is a 10. You know what I mean?
Irene Walton: [Chuckling] I think you love Mica
Gabbie Hanna: He's really attractive, and Uh- very athletic, but he has Instagram which is cool because, Uh- They were raised like they weren't allowed to have social media
Irene Walton: Yeah, yeah, yeah
Gabbie Hanna: But then when they all turn 18 they're all slowly- Okay for people who don't know, We're talking about ‘Welcome to Platheville’ now but ‘Welcome to Platheville’ is a show about this the Plath family, there's I think, 10 kids, and uh- in the 10 kids- like they weren't allowed any sugar, like the kid was 21 years old when he had his first coca-cola, uh- so they've never tried any desserts, they uh- they've never watched TV or movies they never, they weren't allowed to listen to secular music they can only listen to Christian rock, and gospel so they're like- they live on a farm they're not allowed to have friends or socialize
Irene Walton: They don't play instruments right?
Gabbie Hanna: They all play instruments but they don't they're not allowed to play instruments with other people except the family, so they're all pretty much like
Irene Walton: Oh geez
Gabbie Hanna: I mean now that I'm like saying it, it's like the family itself is a cult, and nobody else is invited, you know what I mean?
Irene Walton: [Laughing]
Gabbie Hanna: They're not evangelical type people who are like “Joining the Plath family”
Irene Walton: Sure, sure, sure
Gabbie Hanna: They’re- but the backstories are actually really sad of the family, They- The mom, um- her mom was like an alcoholic, and I forget what the story was with her dad, but she basically never had a family growing up, so she- Her family is so important to her that she was like ‘I'm gonna make this family where nothing can tear us apart, no drugs, alcohol-’
Irene Walton: She’s just like ‘I'm gonna make a whole city’
[Both Chuckling]
Gabbie Hanna: Who's she pretty much did, there's ten kids, um- but then, the dude I told you the story about the kid?
Irene Walton: So, you and I watched the first two episodes together
Gabbie Hanna: Are we spoiler alerting this?
Irene Walton: I mean, I think everyone has seen it
Gabbie Hanna: Spoilers for the Plath family- Really?
Irene Walton: I don’t know, I think it did get a weird kinda cult- no pun intended cult
following on TLC
Gabbie Hanna: I mean it's really interesting, I wonder if there’s a new episode out
Irene Walton: You, and I watched the first two episodes
Gabbie Hanna: Yeah, and then I watched some more without you
Irene Walton: Yeah, and I don't have ’TLC go’ or whatever, so I haven't been able to watch it so after the first two I have no idea what happens, and then you filled me in on something that happened about the baby
Gabbie Hanna:Yeah, listen I'm gonna tell everybody right now spoiler alert, maybe this will make you watch the show, So there- they have ten kids, we know all the kids, and then they start talking about this son that they lost, and we’re like "damn, this is like so sad that she lost this son" and then they're like showing pictures of him, and like his baby clothes and then they say "It was just a horrible, horrible accident" and I was like "damn like what happened? like they live on a farm, it could have been like farm equipment it could have been like a tractor like the baby could have gotten into like anything can happen"
Irene Walton: [Inaudible]
Gabbie Hanna: Dude I think about babies all the time I'm like ‘damn if you have a baby it's like all day you're like is my baby gonna die?’ that's all I can't I don't even have a baby in all day I'm like ‘Yo, is your baby gonna die?’
Irene Walton and Dustin: [Laughing]
Gabbie Hanna: It freaks me out it’s so easy to kill a baby, it’s so like-
Irene Walton: Yeah, only if you hold its head wrong it's a serial killer
Gabbie Hanna: Yo, like this baby, swallowed a watch battery now that baby's dead, and now that family is straight up They lost-
Irene Walton: Which baby?
Gabbie Hanna: I just like read the story about a baby like this family was like “Hey everybody make sure you like don't have any watch batteries accessible, even on the floor, like if you drop it make sure you find it, cuz it will kill your baby from the inside out” it's so fucking scary dude like there's glass, and like if you spill some like chicken on the floor, and-
Irene Walton: You know a baby died by honey in the first year
Gabbie Hanna: It’s fucking crazy how easy it is to kill a baby
Irene Walton: You know what's crazier is how much trial and error there
to go into to figure out what you can’t do
Gabbie Hanna: Yeah like if you like spill a little bit of chicken juice on the floor when you're making dinner, and then the baby like touches it, and then like puts it’s hand in its mouth- the baby has salmonella, salmonella? Salmonella
Irene Walton: Dude, it's far too eas- it's-
Gabbie Hanna: It's too easy to kill a baby
Irene Walton: And like- but I mean, I guess it's good cause most moms are like very diligent
Gabbie Hanna: Yeah, but like-
Irene Walton: All three of us are alive
Gabbie Hanna: If I have a baby I'm never sleeping because like-
Irene Walton: No, that's why you don't sleep the feels like two years
Gabbie Hanna: Yo, baby straight up, died in their sleep
Irene Walton: Yeah
Gabbie Hanna: And it's horrifying
Irene Walton: Sudden infant death syndrome
Gabbie Hanna: Yeah
Irene Walton: If there's a name, that happens because something has happened so often happens too often
Gabbie Hanna: It happens too often and there's got to be a cause so- anyways shout out to all the mothers out there because-
Irene Walton: And the fathers
Gabbie Hanna: and the father's out there, yeah of course fathers they're probably scary shit their baby was killed
Irene Walton: Yeah, my dad was a “Stay at home dad”
Gabbie Hanna: Dude, shout out to all the parents out there, fucking-
Irene Walton: Shout out to everybody [Chuckles]
Gabbie Hanna: Who is scared all the time
Irene Walton: Who was was a baby and didn't die shout out- one time I saved a
baby's life
Dustin: What?
Gabbie Hanna Okay go ahead
Irene Walton: so I was babysitting, and I usually babysit like you know- like four and up, like kids who can like walk, and take care of themselves somewhat. Um, but every once in a while I would babysit a baby, baby. Like a zero to one year old
Gabbie Hanna: Yeah
Irene Walton: And so, I was babysitting at like an eight month old ones, and the parents had just gotten home so they were excited to see the kid- it was like in the afternoon so everyone was still awake. They were excited to see the kid, they had to do something so they fucking for some god-awful reason they put the kid on a table, like a dinner table kind of vibe but the table had a bunch of playing cards on it like somebody had been playing solitaire or something
Gabbie Hanna: Ohhh
Irene Walton: And so I'm trying to get all my shit together to leave because they just got home and I don’t want to be in the house when somebody else is in there [Disgusted noise] Um, and so they had the baby on here, so I was just kind of watching him as I was getting stuff together and they're gone, and this baby is slipping then sliding around on these
fucking cards, falls off the table, thank god I caught him. And like I caught this baby and if I didn't come it would have been dead
Gabbie Hanna: Wow
Irene Walton: Or at least injured
Gabbie Hanna: Yo, imagine driving cars with your baby in it
Irene Walton: No thank you
Gabbie Hanna: I'm not doing it
Irene Walton: We're walking everywhere
Gabbie Hanna: I'm not going through a red light because, guess what? some people
run them
Irene Walton: Mm-hm
Gabbie Hanna: And that is scary, anyways back to this woman
Irene Walton: Yes
[Both Irene and Gabbie Laughing]
Gabbie Hanna: Everybody listening is like “what happened?” so they set up the scene where like, you know it's a horrible, horrible accident it's like “oh my god like what happened in this baby?” so the the journey is, “damn you lost a baby?” and then you're like “Oh, probably sick or something”
Irene Walton: Yeah
Gabbie Hanna: And they're like “Wow horrible accident, oh my god what happened in this baby?” and then, it reveals- Spoiler alert, that she ran over her baby with her car
Irene Walton: Oh my god
Gabbie Hanna: And I- because I just imagine, like my biggest fear is hitting somebody with a car in the first place
Irene Walton Yeah
Gabbie Hanna: But imagining having a baby and then, not knowing your baby was about to like- it just feeling the ‘bump-bump’ and you’re just like “What the fuck is that?”
Irene Walton: Oh my god
Gabbie Hanna: And it's your fucking kid dude
Irene Walton: Was it- do you know if it was if the baby died on impact? or if they had to like take it to the hospital?
Gabbie Hanna: They didn’t go too far to detail, because she was like obviously very upset talking about it
Irene Walton: Yeah how could you ever?
Gabbie Hanna: Dude, god bless that woman for like surviving that, because i couldn't
Irene Walton: Yeah, talk about that on national television dude
Gabbie Hanna: To literally not die after that is like-
Irene Walton: Yeah
Gabbie Hanna: How do you survive? and then she was saying that like afterwards it was the most- she was like it “I- I couldn't do anything” she was
like “I- I didn't live for a year, like I was a ghost”
Irene Walton: Yeah of course not
Gabbie Hanna: Yeah and then like-
Irene Walton: I didn’t live for a year after my dad died, and he was like a
person who like lived his life, and did everything, and was just like whatever
Gabbie Hanna: And you didn't kill him also
Irene Walton: Yeah and I wasn’t the one who ran- Oh my god
Gabbie Hanna: Like losing a son it's hard enough, just yeah, yeah. Well the- the baby was like walking around so I had to have been like 1 or 2 years old
Irene Walton: I mean
Gabbie Hanna: but either way
Irene Walton: just anything, yeah. That’s
Gabbie Hanna: Yeah
Irene Walton: A parent- like that's what every parent says that their worst nightmare is like losing their kid before they
Gabbie Hanna: Which is like not the natural order of it
Irene Walton: Yeah
Gabbie Hanna: and I've you know I heard people speak about losing a kid how it's like the worst thing you can experience is losing your thing that you created because it's not natural so that end of itself is like so fucked, but then to blame yourself for that situation because I mean- accident or not like- yeah, how do you live with the fact that did that-
Irene Walton: Yeah
Gabbie Hanna: but honestly that she has incredible strength for-
Irene Walton: There were-
Gabbie Hanna: That was like a shocker, that was like a plot to us if like the year though and that she said that, it was like “Oh my god”
Irene Walton: Jesus Christ
Gabbie Hanna: Yeah
Irene Walton: There was another, I- for sometimes I get i to weird YouTube holes for a while it's like I watch “Penn & Teller foolís” clips, and then other times I watch like, Um- Oprah where
Gabbie Hanna: For the people who don't know Irene is [Deep voice] obsessed, with Penn
Irene Walton: I- I really okay, I love magic
Gabbie Hanna: Okay but do your first story first we gotta stop doing that
Irene Walton: Oh [Laughing]
Gabbie Hanna: We’re so bad at that dude
Irene Walton: But see it’s fun, I like when people do that
Gabbie Hanna: I like too, but like- what's it like- I like when we talk but what's it like to listen to? we're doing it right now! Go Back [Laughing]
[Irene and Dustin Laughing]
Irene Walton: Um, Okay so one of my youtube holes is Oprah's “Where are they now?” even though I never watched “Where were they now?” in the first place
Gabbie Hanna: [Laughing] Where were they then? I don't know
Irene Walton: Who knows? I've never watched Oprah, Um- but Oprah had a very hard life by the way. Uh- just a- Just a quick sidebar, so she did aware they now about “The worst mother in the world” quote on- I'm doing air quotes for those of you who aren't watching “Box of Thoughts” in the “Box of Thoughts” YouTube channel. Um- and it was- I- Um- the I'm pretty sure you've heard about it, but it was like- I think 15-20 years ago or something, the mom who left her baby in the hot car
Gabbie Hanna: I mean there's so many stories of that so I have no idea which one you're talking
Irene Walton: that was- this was like the the main one that people talked about a lot, but it's- it's that same thing of like “She was like just it was a really busy morning and she thought she'd like she thought she had dropped her daughter off at daycare and she went to work which she was a teacher and administrator or something
Gabbie Hanna: she thought she dropped her baby off? Whoa
Irene Walton: Yeah
Gabbie Hanna: It's like when Kim Kardashian left a building and then went back in and then came back out with her baby. Do you remember? [Laughing]
Irene Walton: No, that's-
Gabbie Hanna: Paparazzi clips of her coming out, and like “oh shit” then she went back and then she came back out with North
Irene Walton: But see that's the things like that happens to parents all the fucking time
Gabbie Hanna: Yeah
Irene Walton: 100% and like we only know that because it's Kim Kardashian but like I guar- I guarantee you if I called my mom right now and say “Did you leave me somewhere” she’ll be like “Yeah, how many times what do you mean of course?”
Gabbie Hanna: I don't know I- I don't feel like I should- I- I don't feel like excusing this woman for leaving her kid in the car
Irene Walton: Oh I mean that's not what I'm saying
Gabbie Hanna: Yeah
Irene Walton: I'm saying that's just one of the like that's a terrible instance that happened, my mom left me at home when we were supposed to go to the doctor's, whatever but like-
Gabbie Hanna: Yeah, like-
Irene Walton: Yeah she like left her baby in the car
Gabbie Hanna: that's like a neglect though
Irene Walton: Yeah, oh big-time
Gabbie Hanna: Like- well okay, I guess there's a difference between, like- she is a very, very overwhelmed person who like- genuinely was like “I dropped off my kid of course I did” and then whatever. I guess the bigger issue is when people are like “I'm just running into the store” real quick, and then leave their baby in the car because that's like an intentional dude, I knew this kid who- he like had a really traumatic life, and he pretends like he doesn't, but he told me-
Irene Walton: Like to face to face? or just because “I can handle it”
Gabbie Hanna: he's like I- I think that he doesn't like to express, Uh- like whatever but one time his parents and a heatwave left him in the car like- school was cancelled because it was such a bad heatwave and he they left him in the car to go shopping for barbecues and left him in the car for like two hours, and when they came back, they found him on the floor in the back seat with all of his clothes off, and he- as a kid was like “I'm gonna die” like he really thought he was gonna die and when he told me the story about he was like laughing about it because- because we- it was really hot in the car and he was like- “Uh- has given me
memories of when like this happened” Blah-blah-Blah, he's like laughing he's like “Yeah, is that crazy?” and I was like “Nah dude, That's abuse like this is-”
Irene Walton: You're like “That is crazy”
Gabbie Hanna: It’s really crazy you need to work through this [Chuckling]
Irene Walton: Yeah
Gabbie Hanna: ‘Cause you're not processing this the way you should be processing it
Irene Walton: That's heavy
Gabbie Hanna: Yeah, it’s sad. Anyway ad reads
Gabbie Hanna: We’re rolling, what?
Irene Walton: I have a question [Chuckles]
Gabbie Hanna: Okay, what's up?
Irene Walton: Do you guys have anybody on Instagram that you're like obsessed with for no reason?
Gabbie Hanna: Whoa- I had no idea you're gonna come out the gate like this, What's up Irene?
Irene Walton: [Stumbling] I- well- there's just this- I only asked, because this girl literally-
Gabbie Hanna: I for sure need to turn you down because you're extra excited today [Giggling]
Gabbie Hanna (Far from the mic): Which one is it?
Dustin (Far from the mic): Third, one
Gabbie Hanna: Go ahead, talk
Irene Walton: Is this better? Hello?
Gabbie Hanna: Oh yeah, my ears aren't bleeding now. Thank you~ No, it was up very high. Okay “Somebody I'm obsessed with on Instagram”
Irene Walton: Like- At somebody whose you always like- For me, it's this girl from like middle school- Actually I guess my elementary school. Uh, who we went to middle school and high
school together also, and we were never like friends
Gabbie Hanna: Mm-hmm
Irene Walton: But she just like, is so intriguing to me like-
Gabbie Hanna: Why?
Irene Walton: She just lives this life, and they've all- I've always thought this about her where I just feel like she's just always like “Yeah, I'm fine” and like she'll post an- [Giggles] she'll post an Instagram story “I'm at my boyfriend's Christmas party, and I took tequila shots with his boss and like now I'm drunk, and he's mad”
Gabbie Hanna: For real? That's actually really funny
Irene Walton: Yeah, and so it's like but she doesn't do it to be funny like she's just such a- she's an anomaly of a person and it's just- I'm so obsessed with her, and me and my friend Kaya always check on her Instagram and like report back to each other
Gabbie Hanna: Nice!
Irene Walton: You guys have anybody like that?
Gabbie Hanna and Dustin: No
Irene Walton: Really?
Gabbie Hanna: No, every once in a while, I go down a rabbit hole through with, Uh, I’ll go when I'm with Taylor or something, we'll talk about people from high school, and just
be like “What the fuck, is David doing now?”
Irene Walton: Yeah
Gabbie Hanna: And like there's this one guy who we went to high school with who was like, ‘the hottest guy’ he transferred from, Um- a Catholic school like in the middle of high school, or junior high, or something. And he came out of- And yeah, he’s like super hot, and he was like the hottest guy in school, and now nobody knows where he is. [Chuckling] Like he's gone
Irene Walton: [Laughing] Oh Jesus
Gabbie Hanna: he has the lowest profile like, has not posted anything, anywhere, does not talk to anybody, we're like “Where the fu- where is he?”
Irene Walton: you know, you know what I do a lot?
Gabbie Hanna: What?
Irene Walton: is I'll look up the Instagrams of- like people on the reality shows that I'm watching from like 2009
Gabbie Hanna: Oh! Me too!
Irene Walton: You do?!
Gabbie Hanna: I've been doing that with “Breaking Amish” because there's nothing better than a former Amish with Instagram, it's so-
Irene Walton: what are there's like?
Gabbie Hanna: Oh my god, it's so good.
Irene Walton: There's really like, “Look at this hairdryer”
Gabbie Hanna: No [Scoffs]
Irene Walton: It’s like a picture of a disons
Gabbie Hanna: I did look up, Um- The hot one from “Welcome to Platteville” though- Micah?
Irene Walton: Oh, How is he?
Gabbie Hanna: He's so hot and also-
Irene Walton: [Laughing] He also he's kind of a butter face, though right?
Gabbie Hanna: What? No
Irene Walton: Micah?
Gabbie Hanna: He's very beautiful
Irene Walton: I feel like his face is a little like- [Weird noise]
Gabbie Hanna: I don't know, I- I think he's hot I think they're out actually pretty cute
Irene Walton: They are- they are pretty cute I just think his-
Gabbie Hanna: Yeah
Irene Walton: I just think Micah's body is very well
Gabbie Hanna: Micah's body's phenomenal, He would only be considered a butterface, if his body's at 20, and his face is a 10. You know what I mean?
Irene Walton: [Chuckling] I think you love Mica
Gabbie Hanna: He's really attractive, and Uh- very athletic, but he has Instagram which is cool because, Uh- They were raised like they weren't allowed to have social media
Irene Walton: Yeah, yeah, yeah
Gabbie Hanna: But then when they all turn 18 they're all slowly- Okay for people who don't know, We're talking about ‘Welcome to Platheville’ now but ‘Welcome to Platheville’ is a show about this the Plath family, there's I think, 10 kids, and uh- in the 10 kids- like they weren't allowed any sugar, like the kid was 21 years old when he had his first coca-cola, uh- so they've never tried any desserts, they uh- they've never watched TV or movies they never, they weren't allowed to listen to secular music they can only listen to Christian rock, and gospel so they're like- they live on a farm they're not allowed to have friends or socialize
Irene Walton: They don't play instruments right?
Gabbie Hanna: They all play instruments but they don't they're not allowed to play instruments with other people except the family, so they're all pretty much like
Irene Walton: Oh geez
Gabbie Hanna: I mean now that I'm like saying it, it's like the family itself is a cult, and nobody else is invited, you know what I mean?
Irene Walton: [Laughing]
Gabbie Hanna: They're not evangelical type people who are like “Joining the Plath family”
Irene Walton: Sure, sure, sure
Gabbie Hanna: They’re- but the backstories are actually really sad of the family, They- The mom, um- her mom was like an alcoholic, and I forget what the story was with her dad, but she basically never had a family growing up, so she- Her family is so important to her that she was like ‘I'm gonna make this family where nothing can tear us apart, no drugs, alcohol-’
Irene Walton: She’s just like ‘I'm gonna make a whole city’
[Both Chuckling]
Gabbie Hanna: Who's she pretty much did, there's ten kids, um- but then, the dude I told you the story about the kid?
Irene Walton: So, you and I watched the first two episodes together
Gabbie Hanna: Are we spoiler alerting this?
Irene Walton: I mean, I think everyone has seen it
Gabbie Hanna: Spoilers for the Plath family- Really?
Irene Walton: I don’t know, I think it did get a weird kinda cult- no pun intended cult
following on TLC
Gabbie Hanna: I mean it's really interesting, I wonder if there’s a new episode out
Irene Walton: You, and I watched the first two episodes
Gabbie Hanna: Yeah, and then I watched some more without you
Irene Walton: Yeah, and I don't have ’TLC go’ or whatever, so I haven't been able to watch it so after the first two I have no idea what happens, and then you filled me in on something that happened about the baby
Gabbie Hanna:Yeah, listen I'm gonna tell everybody right now spoiler alert, maybe this will make you watch the show, So there- they have ten kids, we know all the kids, and then they start talking about this son that they lost, and we’re like "damn, this is like so sad that she lost this son" and then they're like showing pictures of him, and like his baby clothes and then they say "It was just a horrible, horrible accident" and I was like "damn like what happened? like they live on a farm, it could have been like farm equipment it could have been like a tractor like the baby could have gotten into like anything can happen"
Irene Walton: [Inaudible]
Gabbie Hanna: Dude I think about babies all the time I'm like ‘damn if you have a baby it's like all day you're like is my baby gonna die?’ that's all I can't I don't even have a baby in all day I'm like ‘Yo, is your baby gonna die?’
Irene Walton and Dustin: [Laughing]
Gabbie Hanna: It freaks me out it’s so easy to kill a baby, it’s so like-
Irene Walton: Yeah, only if you hold its head wrong it's a serial killer
Gabbie Hanna: Yo, like this baby, swallowed a watch battery now that baby's dead, and now that family is straight up They lost-
Irene Walton: Which baby?
Gabbie Hanna: I just like read the story about a baby like this family was like “Hey everybody make sure you like don't have any watch batteries accessible, even on the floor, like if you drop it make sure you find it, cuz it will kill your baby from the inside out” it's so fucking scary dude like there's glass, and like if you spill some like chicken on the floor, and-
Irene Walton: You know a baby died by honey in the first year
Gabbie Hanna: It’s fucking crazy how easy it is to kill a baby
Irene Walton: You know what's crazier is how much trial and error there
to go into to figure out what you can’t do
Gabbie Hanna: Yeah like if you like spill a little bit of chicken juice on the floor when you're making dinner, and then the baby like touches it, and then like puts it’s hand in its mouth- the baby has salmonella, salmonella? Salmonella
Irene Walton: Dude, it's far too eas- it's-
Gabbie Hanna: It's too easy to kill a baby
Irene Walton: And like- but I mean, I guess it's good cause most moms are like very diligent
Gabbie Hanna: Yeah, but like-
Irene Walton: All three of us are alive
Gabbie Hanna: If I have a baby I'm never sleeping because like-
Irene Walton: No, that's why you don't sleep the feels like two years
Gabbie Hanna: Yo, baby straight up, died in their sleep
Irene Walton: Yeah
Gabbie Hanna: And it's horrifying
Irene Walton: Sudden infant death syndrome
Gabbie Hanna: Yeah
Irene Walton: If there's a name, that happens because something has happened so often happens too often
Gabbie Hanna: It happens too often and there's got to be a cause so- anyways shout out to all the mothers out there because-
Irene Walton: And the fathers
Gabbie Hanna: and the father's out there, yeah of course fathers they're probably scary shit their baby was killed
Irene Walton: Yeah, my dad was a “Stay at home dad”
Gabbie Hanna: Dude, shout out to all the parents out there, fucking-
Irene Walton: Shout out to everybody [Chuckles]
Gabbie Hanna: Who is scared all the time
Irene Walton: Who was was a baby and didn't die shout out- one time I saved a
baby's life
Dustin: What?
Gabbie Hanna Okay go ahead
Irene Walton: so I was babysitting, and I usually babysit like you know- like four and up, like kids who can like walk, and take care of themselves somewhat. Um, but every once in a while I would babysit a baby, baby. Like a zero to one year old
Gabbie Hanna: Yeah
Irene Walton: And so, I was babysitting at like an eight month old ones, and the parents had just gotten home so they were excited to see the kid- it was like in the afternoon so everyone was still awake. They were excited to see the kid, they had to do something so they fucking for some god-awful reason they put the kid on a table, like a dinner table kind of vibe but the table had a bunch of playing cards on it like somebody had been playing solitaire or something
Gabbie Hanna: Ohhh
Irene Walton: And so I'm trying to get all my shit together to leave because they just got home and I don’t want to be in the house when somebody else is in there [Disgusted noise] Um, and so they had the baby on here, so I was just kind of watching him as I was getting stuff together and they're gone, and this baby is slipping then sliding around on these
fucking cards, falls off the table, thank god I caught him. And like I caught this baby and if I didn't come it would have been dead
Gabbie Hanna: Wow
Irene Walton: Or at least injured
Gabbie Hanna: Yo, imagine driving cars with your baby in it
Irene Walton: No thank you
Gabbie Hanna: I'm not doing it
Irene Walton: We're walking everywhere
Gabbie Hanna: I'm not going through a red light because, guess what? some people
run them
Irene Walton: Mm-hm
Gabbie Hanna: And that is scary, anyways back to this woman
Irene Walton: Yes
[Both Irene and Gabbie Laughing]
Gabbie Hanna: Everybody listening is like “what happened?” so they set up the scene where like, you know it's a horrible, horrible accident it's like “oh my god like what happened in this baby?” so the the journey is, “damn you lost a baby?” and then you're like “Oh, probably sick or something”
Irene Walton: Yeah
Gabbie Hanna: And they're like “Wow horrible accident, oh my god what happened in this baby?” and then, it reveals- Spoiler alert, that she ran over her baby with her car
Irene Walton: Oh my god
Gabbie Hanna: And I- because I just imagine, like my biggest fear is hitting somebody with a car in the first place
Irene Walton Yeah
Gabbie Hanna: But imagining having a baby and then, not knowing your baby was about to like- it just feeling the ‘bump-bump’ and you’re just like “What the fuck is that?”
Irene Walton: Oh my god
Gabbie Hanna: And it's your fucking kid dude
Irene Walton: Was it- do you know if it was if the baby died on impact? or if they had to like take it to the hospital?
Gabbie Hanna: They didn’t go too far to detail, because she was like obviously very upset talking about it
Irene Walton: Yeah how could you ever?
Gabbie Hanna: Dude, god bless that woman for like surviving that, because i couldn't
Irene Walton: Yeah, talk about that on national television dude
Gabbie Hanna: To literally not die after that is like-
Irene Walton: Yeah
Gabbie Hanna: How do you survive? and then she was saying that like afterwards it was the most- she was like it “I- I couldn't do anything” she was
like “I- I didn't live for a year, like I was a ghost”
Irene Walton: Yeah of course not
Gabbie Hanna: Yeah and then like-
Irene Walton: I didn’t live for a year after my dad died, and he was like a
person who like lived his life, and did everything, and was just like whatever
Gabbie Hanna: And you didn't kill him also
Irene Walton: Yeah and I wasn’t the one who ran- Oh my god
Gabbie Hanna: Like losing a son it's hard enough, just yeah, yeah. Well the- the baby was like walking around so I had to have been like 1 or 2 years old
Irene Walton: I mean
Gabbie Hanna: but either way
Irene Walton: just anything, yeah. That’s
Gabbie Hanna: Yeah
Irene Walton: A parent- like that's what every parent says that their worst nightmare is like losing their kid before they
Gabbie Hanna: Which is like not the natural order of it
Irene Walton: Yeah
Gabbie Hanna: and I've you know I heard people speak about losing a kid how it's like the worst thing you can experience is losing your thing that you created because it's not natural so that end of itself is like so fucked, but then to blame yourself for that situation because I mean- accident or not like- yeah, how do you live with the fact that did that-
Irene Walton: Yeah
Gabbie Hanna: but honestly that she has incredible strength for-
Irene Walton: There were-
Gabbie Hanna: That was like a shocker, that was like a plot to us if like the year though and that she said that, it was like “Oh my god”
Irene Walton: Jesus Christ
Gabbie Hanna: Yeah
Irene Walton: There was another, I- for sometimes I get i to weird YouTube holes for a while it's like I watch “Penn & Teller foolís” clips, and then other times I watch like, Um- Oprah where
Gabbie Hanna: For the people who don't know Irene is [Deep voice] obsessed, with Penn
Irene Walton: I- I really okay, I love magic
Gabbie Hanna: Okay but do your first story first we gotta stop doing that
Irene Walton: Oh [Laughing]
Gabbie Hanna: We’re so bad at that dude
Irene Walton: But see it’s fun, I like when people do that
Gabbie Hanna: I like too, but like- what's it like- I like when we talk but what's it like to listen to? we're doing it right now! Go Back [Laughing]
[Irene and Dustin Laughing]
Irene Walton: Um, Okay so one of my youtube holes is Oprah's “Where are they now?” even though I never watched “Where were they now?” in the first place
Gabbie Hanna: [Laughing] Where were they then? I don't know
Irene Walton: Who knows? I've never watched Oprah, Um- but Oprah had a very hard life by the way. Uh- just a- Just a quick sidebar, so she did aware they now about “The worst mother in the world” quote on- I'm doing air quotes for those of you who aren't watching “Box of Thoughts” in the “Box of Thoughts” YouTube channel. Um- and it was- I- Um- the I'm pretty sure you've heard about it, but it was like- I think 15-20 years ago or something, the mom who left her baby in the hot car
Gabbie Hanna: I mean there's so many stories of that so I have no idea which one you're talking
Irene Walton: that was- this was like the the main one that people talked about a lot, but it's- it's that same thing of like “She was like just it was a really busy morning and she thought she'd like she thought she had dropped her daughter off at daycare and she went to work which she was a teacher and administrator or something
Gabbie Hanna: she thought she dropped her baby off? Whoa
Irene Walton: Yeah
Gabbie Hanna: It's like when Kim Kardashian left a building and then went back in and then came back out with her baby. Do you remember? [Laughing]
Irene Walton: No, that's-
Gabbie Hanna: Paparazzi clips of her coming out, and like “oh shit” then she went back and then she came back out with North
Irene Walton: But see that's the things like that happens to parents all the fucking time
Gabbie Hanna: Yeah
Irene Walton: 100% and like we only know that because it's Kim Kardashian but like I guar- I guarantee you if I called my mom right now and say “Did you leave me somewhere” she’ll be like “Yeah, how many times what do you mean of course?”
Gabbie Hanna: I don't know I- I don't feel like I should- I- I don't feel like excusing this woman for leaving her kid in the car
Irene Walton: Oh I mean that's not what I'm saying
Gabbie Hanna: Yeah
Irene Walton: I'm saying that's just one of the like that's a terrible instance that happened, my mom left me at home when we were supposed to go to the doctor's, whatever but like-
Gabbie Hanna: Yeah, like-
Irene Walton: Yeah she like left her baby in the car
Gabbie Hanna: that's like a neglect though
Irene Walton: Yeah, oh big-time
Gabbie Hanna: Like- well okay, I guess there's a difference between, like- she is a very, very overwhelmed person who like- genuinely was like “I dropped off my kid of course I did” and then whatever. I guess the bigger issue is when people are like “I'm just running into the store” real quick, and then leave their baby in the car because that's like an intentional dude, I knew this kid who- he like had a really traumatic life, and he pretends like he doesn't, but he told me-
Irene Walton: Like to face to face? or just because “I can handle it”
Gabbie Hanna: he's like I- I think that he doesn't like to express, Uh- like whatever but one time his parents and a heatwave left him in the car like- school was cancelled because it was such a bad heatwave and he they left him in the car to go shopping for barbecues and left him in the car for like two hours, and when they came back, they found him on the floor in the back seat with all of his clothes off, and he- as a kid was like “I'm gonna die” like he really thought he was gonna die and when he told me the story about he was like laughing about it because- because we- it was really hot in the car and he was like- “Uh- has given me
memories of when like this happened” Blah-blah-Blah, he's like laughing he's like “Yeah, is that crazy?” and I was like “Nah dude, That's abuse like this is-”
Irene Walton: You're like “That is crazy”
Gabbie Hanna: It’s really crazy you need to work through this [Chuckling]
Irene Walton: Yeah
Gabbie Hanna: ‘Cause you're not processing this the way you should be processing it
Irene Walton: That's heavy
Gabbie Hanna: Yeah, it’s sad. Anyway ad reads
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