Boy, You’ll Be a Monsoon Talkshow Boy

[Verse 1]
This could be the start of a beautiful relationship
Come and join me on an interstate vacation trip
As the sunset drips in the corners of your mouth
Making sweet sexy harmonies down south
Of the border we can visit spiralina
I can be an intervener like Jon Voight to Angelina
Utilizing new technology I cover the dichotomy
Oh baby, and the radio the stereo keeps playing

[Chorus]
Baby girl, bum, bum, bum
"Girl, you'll be a woman soon, soon,"
Bum, bum, bum, "You'll need a man"
And I'm singing along, I'm saying "boy"
Bum, bum, bum, "You'll be a monsoon
Soon", bum, bum, bum, "You'll free your angst"

[Verse 2]
Don't you know there's a lot of anger inside of me
There's angst! (Angst!) Angst! (Angst!)
Angst! (Angst!) Angst! (Angst!)
Rising like a monsoon inside my head, oh

[Verse 3]
Joshua Jackson can't treat you like I can
Sure, he may be cute, but he lives in a mansion
So lets have an orgy, you, me and Hanson
And I've gotta quit smoking 'cause
Ben-Lee says it'll kill me with cancer
And the promises you hold me to